Brush Your Teeth

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Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.

If you want your teeth to stay,
brush those choppers every day.
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.

I knew a guy who'd never brush
and then his teeth all turned to mush.
His gums were soft from gum disease.
His mouth was filled with cavities.

Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.

To fight off icky tooth decay,
floss and fluoride are the way.
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.

I knew a girl whose name was Fawn.
She brushed at dusk, she brushed at dawn.
Her teeth were white and always shiny,
dental bills were really tiny,
and now we sing about her in this song.

An older gent from East Nantucket
whose name was Johnny St. John-Lucket
never brushed the plaque away,
now his meals are all puree
and he keeps his dentures in a bucket!

When you're old without your hair,
don't have teeth in disrepair.
Brush them often, use that floss.
Show those cavities who's boss.

Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth.

On land, at sea, in outer-space,
your teeth are best kept in your face.
So with your moon-boots and your flag,
put tooth-supplies inside your bag.

Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush
Brush brush brush brush brush brush brush your teeth!!