Colonel Purple Turtle

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Boys and girls, my name is Colonel Purple Turtle, I keep a purple turtle journal, and today is the first day of Spring.

Colonel Purple Turtle Keeps a Purple Turtle Journal.
Colonel Purple Turtle Keeps a Purple Turtle Journal.

Boys and girls, I like to wear shorts.
I wear shorts on all four of my little turtle legs,
and i wear glasses on my eyes.

He wears plants and glasses while he eats his plants and grasses.
He wears plants and glasses while he eats his plants and grasses.
He patrols his pond atop a palm frond.

Colonel Purple Turtle Keeps a Purple Turtle Journal.

Boys and girls, I don’t have alotta hair on my head
cuz I’m a turtle.
So to protect myself from the weather, I wear a wig and a hat.

Wears a violet toupe under his magenta beret.
Necklace is a whistle made of tulips and of thistle.

He looks up at night into the sky.
Full moon and the stars are burning bright.

Colonel Purple Turtle Keeps a Purple Turtle Journal.
Colonel Purple Turtle Keeps a Purple Turtle Journal.
Colonel Purple Turtle keeps a purple journal,
he wears pants and glasses he eats plants and grasses,
wears a violet toupe and magenta beret,
with his purple journal, Colonel Purple Turtle.