Would You Like To Visit Kansas?

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Howzabout that Kansas weather?
Big tornadoes, sunshine and rain.
Are the clouds conspiring up there?
So unpredictable out on the plains.

Wichita, heavy winds in the city,
Sweeping ‘cross the ole cattle trail.
And the ranchers would drive 'em on thru there,
Times have changed, not the thunder and hail.

Now would you like to visit Kansas?
There's lots of history and folklore.
Don't let a little weather scare you,
whatcha waiting for?

What's it like at the literal center,
Of whatcha call the Lower 48?
Take a drive to the middle of the country,
Ready for skies to precipitate.

Look on the bright side in Topeka,
The changes keep you on your toes.
One day is sun the next is storm clouds,
and a few rainbows.

Howzabout that Kansas weather?
Big tornadoes, sunshine and rain
Are the clouds conspiring up there?
So unpredictable out on the plains – what’s that about?
So unpredictable out on the plains...what’s that about?
So unpredictable out on the plains... what’s that about?
So unpredictable…